Complaint Letter - MTV

Dear MTV,

Please start the new season of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge "The Ruins" now.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Complaint Letter - Laffy Taffy

Dear Laffy Taffy,

Your jokes have been a little weak lately. Please make them a minimum 35% more funny. Also, the cherry is a little too tangy.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Response to Complaint Letter - Toaster Strudel

Dear Mr. Signorellis:

Thank you for contacting Pillsbury. Your comments are important to us. We are committed to making a difference in the lives of our consumers. Feedback such as yours is important to the nature of our business. We appreciate your loyalty and the time you took to contact us. Please be assured that we will share your thoughts with the appropriate individuals.

Sincerely, Jeremy Xxxxx

Consumer Services

Response to Complaint Letter - Outburst

Subject: New Card Needed

Discussion Thread Response

(Charlotte)04/22/2009 04:09 PMjoe,
Thank you for keeping us on our toes by challenging one of our questions from the Outburst game.
The Outburst game to which you refer is not currently in production. Unfortunately, we are unable to research individual challenges.
We appreciate your feedback and we will share your concerns with our marketing team, should they decide to include this question in a future edition.
Thank you for taking the time to contact us. We hope you and your family will enjoy our products for many years to come.

Complaint Letter - AMC

Dear "American Movie Classics",

Tonight you are showing Quigley Down Under which is
a) Australian
b) Not Classic
Please update your name on my satellite guide to "Australian Movie Crap" or something similar.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Complaint Letter - Cadbury Creme Eggs

Dear Cadbury,

Your creme eggs are noticeably smaller than we remember. Please revise and send us new ones as we are still hungry.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Complaint Letter - MTV

Dear MTV,
Knock it off with the America's Next Top Model already. Geesh.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Complaint Letter - Toaster Strudel Makers

Dear Toaster Strudel Makers,
Why no toaster treat innovations in the last 10 or so years? We have no toaster oven.

Please forward to R&D.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Complaint Letter - China

Dear China,
Your eating utensils are misnamed. Please rename "chopsticks" to "pinchingrods" as they do not chop and are not always wood. Please revise.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

Complaint Letter - Outburst

Dear Outburst,
While we find your game amusing, "Sudden Susan" is NOT an acceptable TV show name with a woman's name in the title. Please revise and send us a new card.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli