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Decent fictional job - Undead truck driver akin to Large Marge

He's Terrible

If your job is a college football announcer, you should be able to speak #BobGriese

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The best career move one can make seems to be to MLB pitchers switching from the American to the National League #JohnSmoltz

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Fictional great job - Malibu Sands summer lifeguard for the softened Papa Bear Carosi

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Theoretical Great Job - Merry-Go-Round Tester, although it ultimately goes nowhere. #rimshot

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Easy Job: TBS programming director. Mix reruns of Family Guy, the Office, and Sex and the City with some crap Tyler Perry presents. Repeat.

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f you're one of those musicians on the Subway commercials, time to find a new career, because you're terrible.

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Difficult job - Chien Ming Wang's translator/sugarcoater. "No really Chien, sucky is a compliment in english."

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Job that should exist - Person who makes television commercial volumes the same.

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If you are unable to program your digital converter box, don't bother looking for jobs, the world has passed you by.

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Theoretical Job - College dorm/apartment smell origin finder.

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If you are a 63 year old pitcher with mechanics issues, the White Sox have a place in their rotation for you. #Jose Contreras

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Theoretical Great Job - Inventor/tester of new ice cream floats.

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Were you a communications major? If so get used to playing the lottery.

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Theoretical great job - Chuck E Cheese ball pit tester

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If you can stand in the middle of an intersection and yell at people for crossing when the light says walk, Chicago TMA is for you!

Everyday Heroes

To the person doing this.....





You're hired.

Everyday Heroes

To the person/people who are changing the lettering on the redeye boxes in chicago from "FREE" to "PEE"....

You're hired.