You might get lucky:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: hi, we're looking for a job, you hiring?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: actually yes
Stranger: i have a resturant
Stranger: that needs some good workers.
You: cool. cooks or out front.
Stranger: uhm.. both really
You: we're willing to travel
Stranger: where do u live?
You: chicago
You: where's the restaurant?
Stranger: alabama.
You: birmingham?
Stranger: yes.
You: well fantastic. we can start in 8 hours
Stranger: im sure ur kidding.
You: not entirely
You: we would need to find a place and pack
Stranger: u dont even know the resturant.
Stranger: ...
You: they're pretty much all the same
Stranger: not really....
Stranger: theres a lot of resturants in alabama.
You: what like 14?
You: is it a don pablo's?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: i never heard of itt.
You: we just thought it would be impressive if we could guess it
Stranger: are u saying that alabama is small or something?
You: it was already narrowed down to birmingham
Stranger: well its not in birmingham
Stranger: its near birmingham.
You: let's go to the tape...
You: You: birmingham? Stranger: yes.
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: i dont want u to know where the resturant is
Stranger: u could be so dangeerous man.
Stranger: best buys hiring.
Stranger: try there.
You: the one in birmingham?
Stranger: no.
You: Vestavia Hills?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: whats that?
You: a birmingham suburb
You: now it is WE that are skeptical of YOU sir
Stranger: im not a freaking SIR.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Showing posts with label Omegle Job Search. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Omegle Job Search. Show all posts
Friday
Thursday
Omegle Job Search
You might get lucky...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, we're looking for a job, are you hiring?
Stranger: no
You: Really?
Stranger: you are so humours
You: Thanks.
You: Could we use our humours for work?
Stranger: you are sack of money?
You: We wish we were a sack of money
You: we would like a sack of money
Stranger: i like money too
Stranger: humours is verygood for work
You: how can we use humours for money though?
Stranger: get on well with your boss
Stranger: humours can get it moving
You: moving in the right direction we hope
Stranger: thats ture
Stranger: maybe he will fire you
You: he hasn't even hired us yet!
Stranger: you can beg for that
You: we don't know where to start
Stranger: introduce your self
You: that's what we're trying to do
Stranger: do not be shy
Stranger: have you watched he moive <>
You: no
You: who's in it
Stranger: I dont know the actors name
You: are you in it?
Stranger: are you kidding me?
You: we don't know who you are.
Stranger: of crouse
You: you could be wilford brimley for all we know
You: are you wilford brimley?
Stranger: I dont know
You: do you like quaker oats?
You: and have diabetes?
You: but pronounce it diabeetis?
Stranger: ys
You: then you probably are wilford brimley
You: hello wilford.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, we're looking for a job, are you hiring?
Stranger: no
You: Really?
Stranger: you are so humours
You: Thanks.
You: Could we use our humours for work?
Stranger: you are sack of money?
You: We wish we were a sack of money
You: we would like a sack of money
Stranger: i like money too
Stranger: humours is verygood for work
You: how can we use humours for money though?
Stranger: get on well with your boss
Stranger: humours can get it moving
You: moving in the right direction we hope
Stranger: thats ture
Stranger: maybe he will fire you
You: he hasn't even hired us yet!
Stranger: you can beg for that
You: we don't know where to start
Stranger: introduce your self
You: that's what we're trying to do
Stranger: do not be shy
Stranger: have you watched he moive <>
You: no
You: who's in it
Stranger: I dont know the actors name
You: are you in it?
Stranger: are you kidding me?
You: we don't know who you are.
Stranger: of crouse
You: you could be wilford brimley for all we know
You: are you wilford brimley?
Stranger: I dont know
You: do you like quaker oats?
You: and have diabetes?
You: but pronounce it diabeetis?
Stranger: ys
You: then you probably are wilford brimley
You: hello wilford.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wednesday
Finding a Job With Omegle
You might get lucky:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're looking for a job, do you have anything available?
Stranger: 잠시만
You: Pardon?
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: 하세요
Stranger: 헤이
You: Ok, we can get you references by next week
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What's weird
You: Excuse me
Stranger: yes
You: We were just guessing at what you wrote
Stranger: may
Stranger: I
Stranger: help
Stranger: you?
You: yes, we would like a job.
Stranger: 모래요
Stranger: 무슨
Stranger: 말인지
Stranger: 몰르겠어요
You: Is that Chinese or wingdings
Stranger: What kind people?
You: Yes those people are nice
You: So would you like us to come in and interview in person?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're looking for a job, do you have anything available?
Stranger: 잠시만
You: Pardon?
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: 하세요
Stranger: 헤이
You: Ok, we can get you references by next week
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What's weird
You: Excuse me
Stranger: yes
You: We were just guessing at what you wrote
Stranger: may
Stranger: I
Stranger: help
Stranger: you?
You: yes, we would like a job.
Stranger: 모래요
Stranger: 무슨
Stranger: 말인지
Stranger: 몰르겠어요
You: Is that Chinese or wingdings
Stranger: What kind people?
You: Yes those people are nice
You: So would you like us to come in and interview in person?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thursday
Finding a Job With Omegle
You might get lucky:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You hiring?
You:we assure you we're qualified
Stranger: What?
You: we're looking for a job, are you hiring?
You: we do good work
Stranger: I am not the boss ^_^
You: could you put in a good word for us?
You: last job we worked at we got a lot of "atta boy"s
Stranger: I'm a foreigner
You: that's all relative to where we are.
You: or are you in the band?
You: you foreign to the u.s.?
Stranger: I am a student
Stranger: sorry
You: no problem.
You: could you hire us in your home country, it's tough with visas over here.
You: or we could tutor you.
Stranger: I'm so sorry
You: what are you studying, we'll show you we know the subject matter.
Stranger: But I do not have money to pay wages- -!
You: that is troubling.
You: we could work for food and stolen forks from the cafeteria
Stranger: Fuel you will find a good job of
You: Pardon?
Stranger: bay
You: inlet
Stranger: see you
You: catch you on the flip flop home slice
Stranger: i'm so sorry
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You hiring?
You:we assure you we're qualified
Stranger: What?
You: we're looking for a job, are you hiring?
You: we do good work
Stranger: I am not the boss ^_^
You: could you put in a good word for us?
You: last job we worked at we got a lot of "atta boy"s
Stranger: I'm a foreigner
You: that's all relative to where we are.
You: or are you in the band?
You: you foreign to the u.s.?
Stranger: I am a student
Stranger: sorry
You: no problem.
You: could you hire us in your home country, it's tough with visas over here.
You: or we could tutor you.
Stranger: I'm so sorry
You: what are you studying, we'll show you we know the subject matter.
Stranger: But I do not have money to pay wages- -!
You: that is troubling.
You: we could work for food and stolen forks from the cafeteria
Stranger: Fuel you will find a good job of
You: Pardon?
Stranger: bay
You: inlet
Stranger: see you
You: catch you on the flip flop home slice
Stranger: i'm so sorry
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Find a Job With Omegle
You might get lucky:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you hiring?
You: we need a job
Stranger: where are you from?
You: chicago, but we're willing to travel
Stranger: great bulls
You: yeah we tried out for them, but they wouldn't hire us
You: not even for aaron gray's spot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you hiring?
You: we need a job
Stranger: where are you from?
You: chicago, but we're willing to travel
Stranger: great bulls
You: yeah we tried out for them, but they wouldn't hire us
You: not even for aaron gray's spot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Monday
Finding a Job With Omegle
You might get lucky:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: we're looking for a job, are you hiring?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are u?
You: chicago, but we're willing to travel
Stranger: what kind of job are you lookin for?
You: anything. what do you have available?
Stranger: are u a man?
You: physically, but we're scared of the dark and spiders
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: we're looking for a job, are you hiring?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are u?
You: chicago, but we're willing to travel
Stranger: what kind of job are you lookin for?
You: anything. what do you have available?
Stranger: are u a man?
You: physically, but we're scared of the dark and spiders
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Finding a Job With Omegle
You might get lucky:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with.
Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're here to find a job
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: How's that work?
You: Can you hire us?
Stranger: I assume you're looking for a job with money and right now I can tell you that I have about 10 pounds in 2 pence pieces that I'd be willing to give you per chore accomplished
You: what's 2 pence, about 40 dollars?
Stranger: I believe the exchange rate is 1 US Dollar to 1.98 English Pounds
Stranger: So 2 pence would be about.... 3.96 US cents
You: yeah, we're not too good with the metric system
Stranger: That's unfortunate, as you appear to be no good with the monetary system as well.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with.
Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: We're here to find a job
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: How's that work?
You: Can you hire us?
Stranger: I assume you're looking for a job with money and right now I can tell you that I have about 10 pounds in 2 pence pieces that I'd be willing to give you per chore accomplished
You: what's 2 pence, about 40 dollars?
Stranger: I believe the exchange rate is 1 US Dollar to 1.98 English Pounds
Stranger: So 2 pence would be about.... 3.96 US cents
You: yeah, we're not too good with the metric system
Stranger: That's unfortunate, as you appear to be no good with the monetary system as well.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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