He's Terrible

If your job is a college football announcer, you should be able to speak #BobGriese

Something for Weightlifters to Wear at Home

The Snuggie Design Series combines the Snuggie with Zubaz to create the perfect storm of horrible things to wrap your body in.

I Have Your Number Too, Papa John

How can "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" be a way of life? It can't be, that's how Papa John.

Another Bad School

Instead of buying Video Professor take our lesson on ebay. Log on, buy something, wait for it to be sent. Done.

Bad School

Not really sure one can get a fulfilling career from a place called UTI. http://tinyurl.com/mqc35f

You Big Dummy

At some point that kid has to either get a job or stop wasting his rollover minutes. Learn your lesson for cripes sake.

Sweet Merciful Crap

Dear makers of "Made of Honor",

If the title of your movie has a pun in it, we just won't be seeing it*. It's that easy.


*the movie "spy hard" excepted of course

We get it Usher, you like clubs

Can we hate the song "Love in This Club" based just on the title? Yeah Yeah Yeah.



See what we did there?

And What Give With No Zack Attack Music?

The end credits of "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Vegas" have to be the worst end credits in movie history don't they?

We Salute You, Too

Again, to the Minnesota legislature, for building a baseball stadium without any sort of roof in Minneapolis. Soon the Twins will be sledding instead of sliding. And if God forbid we make it to the World Series one year and have to play in November, the whole world will see what idiots we all are for buying our owner this stadium, but who wont shell out for Torii Hunter or Johan Santana. Meanwhile, here is a classic letter from The Sports Guy's mailbag on espn.com:

"The day after Favre retired, I went to a $1, second-run movie and the 350-pound man wearing a Packers jersey in line in front of me accidentally dropped his Diet Pepsi on the floor. He stared vacantly at the clerk and declared, "This is the worst week ever." I think the Diet Pepsi pushed him over the edge, because he left the theater and never even went into the movie. I got my Sour Patch Kids half a minute earlier and somewhat enjoyed "I Am Legend.""

Kent State gets a HUGE gas face

Thank you Kent State for laying a historic turd in the first half of your tournament game and making the spread pool exciting for all of 3 minutes.

Ugh.

As an antithesis to Billy Crystal's children's book, we feel we can safely say about the movie "Definately, Maybe" - We hate you before we even met you.

We never thought that there would be a more annoying movie title than "Two if By Sea", but this is a close call.

Sorry Mike Huckabee

If this is your number 1 fan, you're effed.

The Color Man

"That ball was like ninety feet off the ground and fifty-five yards into the air."
Do football announcers ever get tired of being wrong or sounding stupid? It would appear not.