Sunday

Learn From My Interview Mistakes: ODB

Quote in Question: "Lookin' for new girls to put babies in."

When asked about your future plans, I've learned it's best to keep your answers work-related. Though I believe it is important to reiterate that I am family-oriented during an interview (it's always family before work with me), it was not the correct time to express this. Focus on your future with the company with which you are currently interviewing. Also I learned that it is beneficial to consider the gender of your your interviewer.

Happy Hunting, Big Baby Jesus

Saturday

Learn From My Interview Mistakes - Mike Tyson

Quote in Question: "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
-I thought that it would be good to be proactive and let my interviewer know that I wouldn't kill him. However he seemed to find it alarming that I would even bring the issue up.
-Michael

Wednesday

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Decent fictional job - Undead truck driver akin to Large Marge

He's Terrible

If your job is a college football announcer, you should be able to speak #BobGriese

Something for Weightlifters to Wear at Home

The Snuggie Design Series combines the Snuggie with Zubaz to create the perfect storm of horrible things to wrap your body in.

I Have Your Number Too, Papa John

How can "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" be a way of life? It can't be, that's how Papa John.

Another Bad School

Instead of buying Video Professor take our lesson on ebay. Log on, buy something, wait for it to be sent. Done.

Bad School

Not really sure one can get a fulfilling career from a place called UTI. http://tinyurl.com/mqc35f

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The best career move one can make seems to be to MLB pitchers switching from the American to the National League #JohnSmoltz

You Big Dummy

At some point that kid has to either get a job or stop wasting his rollover minutes. Learn your lesson for cripes sake.

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Fictional great job - Malibu Sands summer lifeguard for the softened Papa Bear Carosi

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Theoretical Great Job - Merry-Go-Round Tester, although it ultimately goes nowhere. #rimshot