Cover Letter - Shoulder Models

Original Job Post:

Shoulder Models needed for MD Course July 18th (Hotel Sax Chicago)

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Date: 2009-06-27, 7:50AM CDT

The 2009 Chicago Shoulder Ultrasound Course will be on Saturday July 18th at the Hotel Sax in Chicago. We need models with normal shoulders AND models with known rotator cuff tears (by MRI scan) to be part of our shoulder training lab from 12:30 to 3:30. Models will only have to sit in a chair for 3 hours and let doctors ultrasound their shoulder. Ultrasound is noninvasive and painfree and there is no radiation. Our course website is www.shouldersono.com Please respond with any questions, CV and picture if available.

Thanks

Course Director

Location: Hotel Sax Chicago
Compensation: $100 cash for 3 hours
This is a part-time job.
This is at a non-profit organization.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Cover Letter:

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) would love to the responsibility of being your models. While we have not had rotator cuff surgery, we do have impressive shoulders, as shown in the attached picture. Should you tell us we would be able to shoulder the responsibility of this job, we would pull our car to the shoulder of the road in the City of Big Shoulders and celebrate being shoulder models. Here are three things we can do with our shoulders:

1. Throw a baseball as far as 23 feet or grapes into mouth

2. Passive aggressively shoulder check jerks

3. Model of course!!!

Please don't give us the cold shoulder.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Yours in shoulder,

Daniel L. Signorelli

Joseph R. Signorelli

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Reply to Cover Letter:

Hi,

all of the shoulder model spots are filled,

thanks

Don

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Reply to Reply:

That news make our shoulder look like this!