When going into an interview, try not to look like me.
Sunday
Learn From My Interview Mistakes - by Willie McGee
When going into an interview, try not to look like me.
Cover Letter: Sumo Superstar
Dear Tom Sumo:
My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) are pretty sure we've eaten our weight in jelly beans this Easter (esp. purple). We were so enjoying them that we thought "Could we ever do this for a living?"
Answer, yes.
When we saw you and your friends competing on ESPN, we knew this was for us. We've always shoveled well, and while we aren't sure whether that will translate to being good at shoving or not, we're willing to give it a try. Mainly we just want to eat more jelly beans. Have you ever considered sprinkling the ring with jelly beans rather than rice? That would make your organization both silly and delicious!
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli
My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) are pretty sure we've eaten our weight in jelly beans this Easter (esp. purple). We were so enjoying them that we thought "Could we ever do this for a living?"
Answer, yes.
When we saw you and your friends competing on ESPN, we knew this was for us. We've always shoveled well, and while we aren't sure whether that will translate to being good at shoving or not, we're willing to give it a try. Mainly we just want to eat more jelly beans. Have you ever considered sprinkling the ring with jelly beans rather than rice? That would make your organization both silly and delicious!
Thank you for your time and consideration,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli
Hoppy (sic) Easter!
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Meanwhile, joeanddan own four of the top seven brackets in their league, the Badgers get to play a 10 seed in the Sweet 16, and times are good.
Meanwhile, joeanddan own four of the top seven brackets in their league, the Badgers get to play a 10 seed in the Sweet 16, and times are good.
Thursday
Kent State gets a HUGE gas face
Thank you Kent State for laying a historic turd in the first half of your tournament game and making the spread pool exciting for all of 3 minutes.
Tuesday
Everyday Heroes
To the person/people who are changing the lettering on the redeye boxes in chicago from "FREE" to "PEE"....
You're hired.
You're hired.
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