Monday

Job Board

Easy Job: TBS programming director. Mix reruns of Family Guy, the Office, and Sex and the City with some crap Tyler Perry presents. Repeat.

Thursday

Complaint Letter - MTV

Dear MTV,

Please start the new season of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge "The Ruins" now.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli