Showing posts with label Twitters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitters. Show all posts

Wednesday

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Decent fictional job - Undead truck driver akin to Large Marge

He's Terrible

If your job is a college football announcer, you should be able to speak #BobGriese

Something for Weightlifters to Wear at Home

The Snuggie Design Series combines the Snuggie with Zubaz to create the perfect storm of horrible things to wrap your body in.

I Have Your Number Too, Papa John

How can "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" be a way of life? It can't be, that's how Papa John.

Another Bad School

Instead of buying Video Professor take our lesson on ebay. Log on, buy something, wait for it to be sent. Done.

Bad School

Not really sure one can get a fulfilling career from a place called UTI. http://tinyurl.com/mqc35f

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The best career move one can make seems to be to MLB pitchers switching from the American to the National League #JohnSmoltz

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Fictional great job - Malibu Sands summer lifeguard for the softened Papa Bear Carosi

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Theoretical Great Job - Merry-Go-Round Tester, although it ultimately goes nowhere. #rimshot

Monday

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Easy Job: TBS programming director. Mix reruns of Family Guy, the Office, and Sex and the City with some crap Tyler Perry presents. Repeat.

Tuesday

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f you're one of those musicians on the Subway commercials, time to find a new career, because you're terrible.

Wednesday

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Difficult job - Chien Ming Wang's translator/sugarcoater. "No really Chien, sucky is a compliment in english."

Monday

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Job that should exist - Person who makes television commercial volumes the same.

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If you are unable to program your digital converter box, don't bother looking for jobs, the world has passed you by.

Wednesday

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Theoretical Job - College dorm/apartment smell origin finder.

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If you are a 63 year old pitcher with mechanics issues, the White Sox have a place in their rotation for you. #Jose Contreras

Tuesday

Career Advice

If you're bad at your job, you can improve by marrying someone who's good at said job. Mandy Moore, looking in your direction.

Monday

Advice

Unemployment can be a great time to catch up on reading - if you're a nerd.

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Theoretical Great Job - Inventor/tester of new ice cream floats.

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Were you a communications major? If so get used to playing the lottery.