Response to Cover Letter - Mr. Bubble

Should you not get a job you applied for, don't worry. Sometimes you get free stuff!

Just for taking the time to send that enthusiastic email, I'd be happy to send you two some free Mr. Bubble t-shirts. What sizes would you need and where would you like them sent?

Best Regards,

Jenna xxxxxx

Be sure to properly thank them however.

Dear Jenna,

 

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) thank you for your generous offer.  This way we won't have to become Mr. Bubbles through dangerous eating habits and dangerous pigment augmentation procedures.  We can just wear the shirts!

 

We would like an L (which stands for Large) and an M (which stands for Medium.  Not the television show mind you, but the somewhat abstract unit of measure.)

 

If anyone asks about our shirts, we will read them our 15 minute speech we have prepared in case we actually do become the next Mr. Bubble.  We feel this is a great start.

 

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli