Business Opportunity

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FROM: MR.MARK DOUGLAS.
Victoria-Island, Lagos.

Dear  Signorelli,

I will like to solicit your help in a business proposition, I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one worried and apprehensive but I am assuring you not to worry, as all will be well at the end of this endeavor.

View attached letter for details.

Regard,

Mark Douglas
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We're always up for a new business opportunity.  Let's do it!

joe and dan
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Dear Joe, I received your email with thanks. Please view attached email for details.

Regards,
Mark
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Hi Mark,

We are unable to download your attachment.  Could you just explain to me in an email what we could do to help?

Thanks,

joe and dan
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Dear Joe, How are doing today? Please kindly let me know you and my email and reconfirm if you are still interested in assisting with this transaction as time is of great importance.

I await your reply.
Mark
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Dearest Mark.

We are doing well today, thank you.  Our  team is winning their football game and the weather is lovely.

We are still very interested.  What do we need to do to help?  Keep in mind we will be out of the apartment from 1:00pm-3:00pm cst today getting sandwiches.

Thanks,
joe and dan
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Dear Joe,

I received your email with thanks. Hope you had a nice weekend?

The lawyer I nominated to work on your behalf in this matter as your local representative down here to ensure this transaction is concluded in accordance with the law, has agreed to commence immediate legal job in the bank immediately he receives your particulars such as: full name, complete address, occupation, age, company name if any, and your private and telephone numbers for easy,also your data will be used to obtain some vital documents from the bank that will back up your claim on the funds as the rightful beneficiary and a close relative to the deceased person.
Rest assured all modalities has been perfectly worked out to ensure hitch free transaction and smooth remittance of the total funds into your designated bank account once the bank has approved the release of the funds in your favor.

I await the afore-mentioned particulars to enable forward it to the lawyer so that we can proceed further with this transaction as time is of the essence.

Regards,
Mark
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Dearest Mark,

Thank you for thanking me for our email.  It was sent with your welcomes.

We did have a nice weekend.  Even though our football team lost (stupid Missouri Tigers!), the weather was a crisp 70 degrees and we were able to get out and ride a bike a bit.  We went about 5 miles (probably more like 4.7, but don't tell).  We were having trouble with my bike getting flat tires, but that seemed to have stopped.  Strange, huh?

We also got to eat at a pretty fancy restaurant.  A little more expensive than we usually care to pay, but sometimes you have to treat yourself!

We'd be happy to provide you with the information you requested, but we have a couple questions.  First, what is a "private number"?  Is this a number for my privates?  Do you compare the number of our privates to the number of the deceased's privates to make sure we're related?  Second, what is the lawyer's name?  WeI would prefer it be Roger.

Thanks for your help, We're getting excited about this transaction!!

Sincerely,

joe and dan
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Hi Mark,

Are we still on for this?  Sorry it took so long to get back to you, we were doing stuff.

Later,
joe