Cover Letter - Karate Instructor

Dear Dojo,

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) saw karate kid the other day in HD, so we got a really good look at the moves. That's why we think we would make great karate instructors. Our qualifications are not confined to television viewing (although we have seen Surf Ninjas, Sidekicks, and Karate Kid II and III as well as the one with that chick who ended up playing a dude who wanted to be a chick or vice versa).

First, check out this sweet combo move: A, B, B, A, C, B, B, A. That doozy allowed us to beat Shang-Tsung on only our 6th try. Take that Bruce Lee.

Maybe a more impressive show of our superior karateness is that we can jump, kick, and yell all at the same time, with a very low injury rate. Don't be fooled by the cast we have on our foot, that was from slip-n-slide. Do not terminate your slip-n-slide into an oak tree. Doesn't that sound like it could have come from a fortune cookie? Our sage wisdom would make us like a young, hunky Mr. Miyagi. Pretty swell, eh?

Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli-san
Joseph R. Signorelli-san