Cover Letter - Teen Idols

Dear People,

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) read your magazine on occasion. Not in public however, as we don’t want to seem femme. Every time we read it, we notice that the only “people” featured are famous. Non-famous “people” are “people” too. We feel that this is discriminatory. So to right this wrong we will let you feature us in an article (a cover story would be preferred). The cover could say, “Daniel L. Signorelli and Joseph R. Signorelli are two guys who don’t smell particularly bad”. This is not only a good title, but is true! (Both of us use soap semi-regularly). I’m not sure how one could convey non-smelliness in print, but the absence of those cartoon stink lines would be a good start. After that you’re on your own.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli