Cover Letter - Family Circus

Hello,

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) both love "Family Circus"! In fact we write volumes of Jeffy fan fiction. Do you have a job for us? We would like to volunteer our ghost writing services. We understand this maybe taboo in the cartooning biz, but since there are two of us, we cancel each other out, though maintain twice the hilarity. Our therapist loves our fan fiction entitled "Jeffy Reffy Ding-Dong!”. In our strip, Jeffy encounters a time machine on one of his hilarious gallivants about the neighborhood. He then gets into all sorts of hijinx throughout time, especially the mid-eighties. Can you imagine Jeffy somehow getting mixed up in the overthrow of Pinochet? We can, and it is rib-tickling. Jeffy would refer to the despot dictator as “Pinocchio” and claim he killed three billion people and that’s bad. We will end this letter due to the fact that last part was so funny we spit wild cherry Shasta all over our keyboard.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

PS Do you know how to get wild cherry Shasta out of a keyboard?