Cover Letter - Topps Baseball Cards

Topps Baseball Cards

Hello,
My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) both enjoy your baseball cards. Recently a trend has emerged that has slowed the rate at which we buy your product. There are fewer baseball cards that feature mustached players. We collect cards of players with moustaches (Ken Phelps, Ken Schrom, Jeff Reboulet, et al) and we think you need to either get players to grow moustaches, or more prominently feature bemustached players. No goatees! If you address this problem then you will once again be "Topps" in our hearts, as opposed to "Bottomms" in our bottoms. Since we are the foremost experts on players with boss upper lip hair, maybe we could be some sort of consultants to make sure that the mustaches you photograph are truly “Goulet-esque”.


Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli