Cover Letter - Sony

SONY MUSIC

Dear Mr. Sony:

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) have noticed that music sucks these days, with the exception of Outkast and Christmas carols. Imagine our trouble finding a decent radio station! We have a suggestion to temper that suckiness: Us. Along with our singing abilities, we can also whistle and hum, making us a triple threat. Note that since there are two of us, we can do two of these three things at the same time. Three times two is six. This would be impossible with an artist such as Britney Spears or Neil Sedaka. While we realize that you now have the technology to record Ms. Spears or Mr. Sedaka whistling, singing, or humming solo, then combining that with a track recorded at another time of them whistling, singing, or humming solo again, you could create that same effect. However, we eliminate that need for a middleman. Also, do you know anyone that can sing, whistle, or hum? That way we could do all three at once. Three times three is nine. Do you know any good restaurants in New York? I might be going there soon. Keep in mind I am allergic to lactose!

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli (DJ Zone Doubt)
Joseph R. Signorelli (MC Zippy)