Cover Letter - Twins

Minnesota Twins

Hello,

My brother (a senior in genetics at U of Wisconsin) and I (a graduate student in architecture and structural engineering at U of Illinois) are both Minnesota natives and have recently become aware of the position available in center field on your baseball team. Although Torii Hunter is a good center fielder, we feel that as two people, we could cover more ground. Also, since my brother bats right handed and I bat left, we are a switch hitter. Between the two of us, we have 26 years of baseball experience, and we understand that Denard Span is only 22. We'll let that last sentence sink in for a moment.





Please contact us soon, as our obligations as students will need to be put on hold in order to attend spring training. Since we are students at large universities, and will be in Florida during the spring, you may find it convenient during Spring Break that we have hook-ups on some wicked awesome fake IDs (Joe Mauer, looking in your direction).

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Daniel L. Signorelli
Joseph R. Signorelli

P.S. What is Boof Bonser's real name? We think it is Ricky.